Another Round of Fun with Comment Spam

young tiberiusIt’s been a while since I last chuckled over funny comment spam. I gave up even looking at spam unless someone emails me about a missing comment. Then I will check spam to see if that’s where it landed. Today I was searching for a comment and came across more laugh-inducing spam comments.

<Note: The comments in brackets are mine.>

We know spammers don’t read the posts, but really … the following comments certainly have nothing to do with thanks to commenters, which is where all of them were posted:

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When in doubt, choose a nonsensical comment and see how many times you can spin it by changing individual words:

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Or this:

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Or this:

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Sometimes, you just have to say, “Huh? What is the heck is this supposed to mean?”

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OK, the words make sense, but what do they have to do with anything I wrote on my blog?

  • I admire what you have done here. I love the part where you say you are doing this to give back but I would assume by all the comments that is working for you as well. Do you have any more info on this?
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Over-the-top praise that has nothing to do with anything:

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Making demands?

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Insult, back-handed compliment, or just plain garbage?

  • The heart of your writing while sounding reasonable in the beginning, did not really work properly with me after some time. Somewhere within the sentences you actually were able to make me a believer but just for a very short while. I nevertheless have got a problem with your leaps in logic and one might do nicely to help fill in all those gaps. In the event you can accomplish that, I could surely end up being amazed.
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  • The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I imply, I know it was my option to learn, however I truly thought youd have something fascinating to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could repair in case you werent too busy on the lookout for attention. <This was on a thanks to commenters post.>
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  • This really answered my downside, thanks! <Not sure what his/her downside is, but it doesn’t sound good.>

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