Spam Can Be Funny

Sven & Amanda-145When I posted some funny spam a while back, one of my commenters suggested I do it from time to time. I’m sure your spam is as entertaining as mine is, but not all bloggers make the effort to dig through the junk to find legitimate comments. Lately I have been inundated with spam from people, or rather from names—robots need names, too—and I have to read at least some of it to determine if it is a legitimate comment or spam. Some of them tickled my funny bone, so I thought I’d share—even though all these spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors pain me almost as much as the spam—so you can have a chuckle as well.

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Did you know spammers get spammed?

Great Blog! I have a similar site, and get a lot of spam. Do you face such problems? Can you please recommend some steps I take to combat spam. <spam link>

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Share your own favorite funny spam in comments. I will check Akismet to retrieve the legitimate comments. 🙂

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