What I Learned from a Blooper
July 6, 2009 by Lillie
The theme for this month’s group writing project at Middle Zone Musings is What I Learned From Bloopers, Mistakes, and Embarrassing Moments.
While I’d like to say I’ve never experienced any of those, you’d know I was lying.
The hard part was deciding which one to write about.
When I was in physical therapy following a stroke, the therapists used what I understood to be a gate belt. It was a long canvas belt they strapped around my waist. At first, before I could sit or stand, the therapists used the device to transfer me in and out of the wheelchair. When I reached the point I could walk, they held on to the belt while I walked to keep me from falling. They could pull me back if I leaned forward or to the side because of my poor balance.
I was in the rehab center for a month as an inpatient and went back several times a week as an outpatient for many months after that. For most of that time, the therapists strapped on the belt when I started therapy, and it didn’t come off until the end of the session.
Gate belt seemed like a strange name for the device, and I wondered why it was called that. A locked gate to keep me in place, maybe?
Then I wrote a romance novel in which the heroine experienced a stroke and went through much of what I did. When my mother read the manuscript, she said, “I found a typo in the book.” She pointed to the page. “You spelled this word wrong.”
“What do you mean? Of course, I didn’t spell it wrong. G-a-t-e, gate.”
“No, Lillie,” she said. “It’s gait, g-a-i-t. You know—like walk.”
Oh …
From that experience, I learned that my vocabulary isn’t as good as I thought I was.
If I wonder about something—like why a medical safety device to help a patient walk is called a gate belt—ask.
And I learned that even if I called the device the wrong name, it still did its job. I never fell in therapy, and I learned to walk again.
The video below shows a young lady in therapy walking with a gait belt.
























As Ali G or Sacha Baron Cohen likes to say: “Respect!”
I never knew you fought stroke and won!
Wow! I’m speechless that I can’t even comment on the gait belt. Just wow!
Live life to the fullest Lillie and more power to you! Keep inspiring people.
Terry,
I wrote a whole series about my stroke and recovery. The link in the post to “stroke” leads to the first installment in the series, and the others are linked from there.
In my opinion, it’s not your fault, Lillie. As the pronunciation of “gait” and “gate” is almost the same! Well, you’ve nothing to shame here.
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Thank you, Wilson. The two words are pronounced exactly the same, so it was an easy mistake to make. However, I should have known that gait meant walk so it makes sense that a belt to help you walk would be a gait belt and not a gate belt. I had a real “duh” moment when my mother pointed it out. It seemed so obvious I wondered how I had missed it.
Don’cha just love the English language, Lillie? So many like-sounding words… *sigh*
Same thing happens to me sometimes. I get stuck on one particular meaning, and am completely unable to recall the OTHER definitions of that sound. Good lesson in… well, something, right?
Thanks for the WILF entry, Lillie! Glad your mother was there to catch ya!
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Robert,
I’m glad my mother was there to catch the error, too. She’s been gone several years now, and I miss her.
Situations like this are one reason I always encourage my clients to have other people read their work. As an editor, I might not know that it’s really gait belt instead of gate belt, but someone with medical experience (my mother was a nurse) would catch the mistake. One of my clients who writes historical fiction that is true to history has readers who are historians (to check the history facts), genealogists (to help with the genealogy as he writes about real people), and people who live in the area where his books are set (to catch errors in geography, spelling of places, etc.). There’s no way I as an editor (or any one person) would know all of these things.
LOL Lillie – It was an easy mistake to make I guess. Just as well your mother read your manuscript carefully.
Cath,
It was certainly an easy mistake to make, but after my mother pointed it out, it seemed obvious that a belt to help with walking would be named gait and not gate. But it wasn’t obvious to me until she mentioned it.
I’ve had the same experience so I guess you’re not alone here LOL. It was just a simple mistake but you’ve learned from it.
Peter,
I’m sure we’ve all had many similar experiences of confusing words. But they usually don’t wind up in print.
Fortunately mine was caught before the book was published, but it could have easily slipped through.
hahaha how were you to know if it is “gait” or “gate”? I feel like I have a lot of words like that adapted from my childhood that are said incorrectly
C,
I guess we have words that we learned wrong as a child and carry that in adulthood. But I didn’t even encounter this word until I was middle-aged.
Hey Lillie you are a living testament that when a person per his/her mind into it anything is possible. Just like that girl in video.
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Thank you, Scott.
Its amazing what can help a person. My uncle had a stroke and it took him a while to recover. I will show him your article perhaos it will help.
I hope you fully recover.
Jonathan,
Refer your uncle to my series on stroke beginning with Part 1 linked in the post above.
I have what the doctors call “residual deficits” but I have made an amazing recovery.
Goodness gracious..
Thank God that your mother didn’t read the novel after it was published. It would have been the most embarrassing thing in your life.
And you know what, till I reached the end of the post, I did believe that there was something like ‘Gate belt’. So you can see where my Vocabulary stands
Sriraj,
I’m certainly glad my mother caught the mistake. However, probably most readers wouldn’t have known the difference, if the book had been published that way.
You’re not alone in not knowing the word. Probably most people who haven’t been a patient or medical professional would not know the correct name.
Wow!
I did not know you had a stroke and recovered from it!
glad that you could make that.
one of my aunt never recovered and still suffering.
online (if you wrote YourName@Keywords, I could address you as a real person, and you would still get your keyword link),
I’m sorry to hear about your aunt’s difficulty. I was very blessed to make the recovery I have, though I still have some “deficits” as the doctors call them.
Lol! A gait belt. I came home today. This was quite a weekend.
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Bluestocking,
I’m eager to read about your weekend. I’m behind in blog reading—this whole week and weekend have been hectic.
Lillie, I’m glad we can all look back on those embarrassing moments and laugh. I chuckled out loud at the end. You are a great storyteller and I could “see” the look on your face as your mother pointed out your error. Thanks also for showing all of the hard work that goes into rehab.
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Karen,
Glad I gave you a smile. We need to have a good chuckle from time to time.
Thank goodness your mom didn’t keep silent. Sometimes I discover a mistake like that after using it for a few years… funny looks just don’t seem to be enough of a clue for me.
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Fred,
I got a smile from your comment: “funny looks just don’t seem to be enough of a clue for me.” We tend not to realize something is wrong when we are convinced what we are saying is exactly right.
Wow, you survived a stroke… that’s good.
Well, vocabulary is quite tricky, really. There’s just a lot of words to learn and I think we’ll only get to live long enough to learn half of them.
U (if you wrote YourName@YourKeywords, I could address you as a real person, and you would still get your keyword link),
We’ll probably learn less than half of all the possible words in a lifetime.
what a great, insightful story!
i’m a firm believer that our own mistakes and screw-ups are what teach us to become better at what it is we’re doing. if we didn’t make mistakes, that would assume everyone is perfect and nothing needs to change which is quite the contrary.
i like reading little anecdotes like this and especially how you benefitted from it. please keep up the great work as i look forward to reading more of your posts…
John C,
Like the old adage says, “If you are making mistakes, you’re not doing anything.”
Wow, what an awesome blog post! Kudos to you for having the courage to share this blooper so publicly. It is definitely a good reminder to follow up on our curiosity about things.
Dawn,
Yes, it is definitely a reminder to follow-up on our curiosity.
I used to read a lot about physical therapy but I didn’t hear about gait belt. It’s really strange for me. As far as spelling mistake there are so many words like fair which has two meaning but spelling are the same.
Knee (if you wrote Your Name @ Knee Replacement Surgery, I could address you as a real person instead of a medical procedure, and you would still get your keyword link),
English is a complex language—words that sound alike and are spelled the same having different meanings.
i have had the same experience ,it has happened with me as well.you are not alone actually.
Dr. Clark,
Thanks for your encouragement.
I’m not sure whether you’re saying you’ve had a stroke, been through rehabilitation for some other condition, thought a “gait” belt was a “gate” belt, or made a similar blooper with other words. If you’ve had a stroke or other condition requiring rehabilitation, I hope you’re doing well now.
Gait Belt it really works.I know a patient who was suffering from the same problem then someone advices him to go for Gait Belt and after using this device he feels a sudden change in his problem.
manu,
I don’t think the gait belt in and of itself does anything to make a condition better. It is simply a device to allow the therapist to support the patient during rehabilitation exercises. It was probably the rehab that helped; the gait belt facilitated that.
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